• No sleeping tonight…
  • Don’t go bacon my heart…
  • Restraining Cats…
  • Fashion Nowadays…
  • In case of fire, you know what to do…
  • It’s not working guys…
  • How to write a passive aggressive note…
  • You can just see the shame in their eyes…
  • Maybe we should let McDonalds run our economy…
  • Why does no one love me?
  • My reaction to every overheard conversation on the bus
  • Mornings