• Words I live by…
  • It’s not guns that kill people…
  • I never realized this…
  • Ever been so mad?
  • Master Troll Dad
  • Cheers
  • They’re not so bad after all
  • If brands belonged to the world of Star Wars…
  • Crying like a baby…
  • When the teacher catches me chewing gum in class
  • Meanwhile, On the Ferry to San Francisco…
  • Attention passengers, you can start to panic… right now