• First Words…
  • Pug shaming…
  • Dammit Hufflepuff…
  • It’s me, dude…
  • Dear mixtape DJs…
  • Every time I come up with a cool Facebook status…
  • There is no way…
  • Bad idea, Mario
  • I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy
  • The Acme Catalog
  • To the members of US Congress
  • Japanese Star Wars