• Every time I watch this scene in The Land Before Time…
  • Jesse
  • You may have confused me…
  • It will get done, eventually…
  • When I argue with my girlfriend…
  • Spot 7 differences
  • This snake has refused to eat this rat for 2 months…
  • I choose you…
  • Peace
  • Karma at its finest
  • The two most common first world problems
  • Put some pants on!