• It happens to me all the time…
  • Contemplative Cookie Monster…
  • Detention slip
  • The best place for reading books…
  • An oxygen thief…
  • I text you…
  • Seats taken…
  • A beard’s length
  • The worst thing about this generation
  • How coworkers react when you tell them that you’re getting sick
  • Portable Nintendo 64
  • Can I bring this to court?