• Pull the car, Benson…
  • Spirited Away
  • The logic of females
  • I’m not like most girls…
  • The best encouragement advice
  • I am the great Cornholio!
  • Understanding women…
  • Just found out vampires don’t show up in pictures
  • Wha… what the hell is this?
  • You are here…
  • He must be a very good eBay seller
  • A plastic surgeon’s business card