• It’s their loss…
  • Fair warning to straight people…
  • My favorite thing about Winter
  • No questions asked…
  • They’ll never know…
  • My kind of relationship
  • I left a secret message on my girlfriend’s iPad
  • So, the continents can be rearranged…
  • The ultimate story-topper
  • Cobra cat
  • Every essay I have ever written
  • Problem officer?