• Well, I guess I’ll never wipe again…
  • When cats can’t accomplish something, they pretend they were about to do a different thing…
  • They should’ve been more specific…
  • Ever wonder…
  • Hey ref…
  • Faster than an elevator…
  • I’ve lived a life of lies…
  • This glass, man…
  • Finishing a paper at 5 in the morning…
  • Creative high heel designs
  • Clean-Shaven Zach Galifianakis
  • This thing. I need to buy it now.