• You have had one of these…
  • Mention good things about beards…
  • Boo is confused…
  • They can’t stand my fabulousness…
  • Martian Chocolate…
  • How I react when an attractive girl flirts with me…
  • A sacrifice in the name of peace…
  • Transformer furniture
  • Oh, you’re leaving? Bye…
  • Screw you, brain!
  • Millions of years before Pedobear there was…
  • Nooooooooooooo!