• Hi, I’m dog, and this is jackass…
  • My life is a romantic comedy…
  • That’s dark, kid…
  • Dear whoever is reading this…
  • Tweet your name with no vowels…
  • How to break the bad news…
  • That YOLO thing…
  • Passive-aggressive note
  • Snobby birds
  • Elevator ad
  • Deliciousness
  • The perfect circle