• What’s on your mind, turtle…
  • Too immature…
  • Dragon Fire Pit
  • Hey human…
  • Solving problems like real men…
  • I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy
  • Wanted bird
  • I must go guys, my people need me…
  • Napping at work
  • Skirt provocation meter
  • He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Laid
  • Get off the table!