• Not anymore…
  • Scumbag ice machine
  • I should be there soon…maybe
  • Can’t be at the Fireworks display?
  • A professor’s response to one student’s “paper”
  • I went to that tanning place…
  • The absolute worst things in the world
  • Maybe tomorrow
  • Holy crap, a lion cub!
  • Oh cheese, you so funny…
  • How I play first person shooters…
  • That’s it, I’m out