• This is insane…
  • Sort of nailed it…
  • Eyes playing tricks on me again…
  • That’s how they roll
  • I learned your face, Obama…
  • Holy lag
  • It was an accident
  • Like a boss Ted, like a boss
  • Please don’t eat me, mister dog
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update
  • Hanging out with friends these days
  • My Facebook profile summed up