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  • Like or ignore…
  • A very polite milk carton…
  • Foreigners
  • Well, that’s disappointing…
  • How I express my feelings
  • Proper grammar, dude
  • Stunt Plane Tie
  • What I use the TV for…
  • When I started using the Internet and found out I was the 999,999th visitor…
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