• Important things to remember in life…
  • Taking photos of Grandma…
  • Poor Oreos…
  • When my battery dies and I need to use a payphone…
  • I can fix it…
  • It’s too long…
  • Don’t let it happen
  • When I mention Freddie Mercury and someone asks ‘Who is that guy?’
  • The perfect neighbor
  • The higher the number, the greater the fun
  • How to piss off your grammatically correct friend
  • Just a kid watching cartoons