• You know you are from Michigan…
  • Born to be fit…
  • This is how you make fun of yourself…
  • Tanning…
  • Every time I see an ad for something that uses Bing…
  • After taking a nap…
  • I’m like God…
  • The power of money
  • Behind the make-up and masks…
  • Fluff
  • She thinks the Pepsi Corporation harbors terrorists…
  • Feather vs. Hammer drop on the moon