• It could be your child…
  • Imminent Chaos…
  • A Christmas Story: Then and Now…
  • I believe you have a wrong number…
  • Internet = Ancient Egypt
  • Awesomeness Level: Keanu Reeves
  • Non-trumpet zone
  • Meanwhile, in other dimensions…
  • Why can’t I hold all these puppies?
  • I know you’re listening
  • The ultimate headline
  • Every time I use my credit card