• The Domino’s Effect
  • You’ll probably never get this for Christmas again…
  • Wanna know what I’m thinking?
  • Can you tell me who you are?
  • They look so much alike…
  • Whenever I win an argument with my girlfriend…
  • Get me into bed…
  • I’ll be watching you…
  • Every time a friend checks my Internet browser history…
  • Dog eats gum, tries to poop, this happens…
  • Basket building
  • Sick and tired of all the Chuck Norris jokes…