• This clock is so damn cool…
  • Making an ugly face…
  • The Journey…
  • Awkward moment of the day…
  • Sorry, I’m Jewish
  • Me, when people argue on the Internet
  • Hey buddy…
  • Wondering where the nice guys are…
  • A trap I tell you…
  • New message at 4 a.m.
  • Not sure if we’re going to the park… or the vet
  • That’s not a chew toy buddy