• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • National Geographic picture of the year…
  • How girls flirt…
  • Why I can’t find a job…
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • Every time I see Batman…
  • Dayum vintage lady…
  • Hey Nature, WTF?
  • Meanwhile, somewhere in Jamaica…
  • The way college works
  • Oh watermelon…
  • “We can still be friends”