• I’m a seagull…
  • Just like a teenage girl…
  • There a two kinds of people in this world…
  • Almost Sympathetic Cat
  • Badass Clint Eastwood
  • I’m breaking up with you…
  • Your beliefs
  • The truth about shorts…
  • The Legends of Star Wars, 35 Years Later…
  • ‘Cuz it ain’t no lie…
  • Colourful vocabulary
  • Your pet’s thoughts when you feed them…