• When someone admits I’m right…
  • Please smile for the camera…
  • That English…
  • Sir, you’re doing it right…
  • Greatest social fear
  • Definition of FUNGRY
  • 20 years from now
  • Italian talent
  • Just call me…
  • I think my cat wants in.
  • That awkward moment when your friend’s “fat arm” makes you look naked
  • The ladies dig this thing