• Dear Santa…
  • Photobombing Level: Molestache…
  • Pure amazement…
  • After watching the entire Batman trilogy…
  • First Rule of ‘Thesaurus Club’
  • That would explain everything
  • Google does it again…
  • Coke Light if you use the escalator, regular Cola if you climb the stairs
  • Kitty naptime before and after
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • The Plight of Brian
  • Green Army men with post-traumatic stress disorder