• I swallowed two pieces of string…
  • Not sure if getting older…
  • “Jumpolines”
  • Dear college professors…
  • An Hour Before Your Final Exam…
  • Rolling news celebrity death coverage
  • I󘶙ll take one shot
  • Definition of ‘oh crap!’
  • Come Back Soon, Daddy…
  • A new case
  • Dear genitals
  • Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get cut