• America is safe…
  • One way or another somebody’s going to die
  • Without my cell phone…
  • Hey buddy…
  • The Noble Unicorn…
  • Jim Carrey: The King of Derp
  • Dubstep listener
  • Why are you sad?
  • She said she would do anything…
  • Girls don’t dress for boys…
  • I’m getting fixed? Am I broken?
  • Heyyyyyy…