• Just a dog with eyebrows…
  • Narwhalicorn…
  • Jump in, loser…
  • Wiser words were never spoken…
  • Not sure if trolling or just dumb…
  • Being sarcastic…
  • Not sure if planking…
  • This is why you don’t mess with him
  • Humans’ business
  • I’m on my way…
  • Lizard tasers anchorman
  • “Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack.”