• It could be your child…
  • Scorpions are jerks…
  • Introspective Pug is hurt…
  • Mister Cooper
  • Apples’ new emoticons…
  • What’s your animal name?
  • When you play Monopoly…
  • Generous donation
  • They’ll never have a girlfriend
  • I saw 2 hipsters talking today…
  • Rated M
  • Birth of a chicken