• Unfortunately, this is true…
  • It’s going to be a great story…
  • Screw physics!
  • Old Guys…
  • I’m bored…
  • Quote from stabbed man…
  • What’s Jagermeister?
  • The definition of ‘badass’
  • Pet missing?
  • WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
  • What I see when I go on Wikipedia these days
  • Shockingly perfect ad placement