• More fun than all of you combined…
  • What the media saw vs. what I saw…
  • Hey brain…
  • Walking the dead…
  • The difference a few centuries can make…
  • Easy to impress
  • Pregnancy tests are confusing…
  • They’re real!
  • Doesn’t work as well in real life
  • Welcome to my crib
  • Why I check my voicemail
  • Cat has quite the mustache