• You Got Lawyered…
  • You can leave my bills right here…
  • Every time I go home for the holidays…
  • People at the gym…
  • Friendship Over
  • Crawling in my beer…
  • Motorcycles made from cheap lighters
  • First Rule
  • Knock it off, Jesus!
  • Careful, kids playing. Also, bears.
  • Have trouble sleeping?
  • You’re the man! No, you’re the man!