• Not this time, Frank…
  • A vision of life…
  • Petting chart for your cat and dog…
  • Snooki X-Ray…
  • How Newton discovered gravity…
  • Hope you’re not lactose intolerant…
  • Welcome to reality
  • 47 Years of Marriage, still buys her flowers every Monday
  • You can’t do that now…
  • When my friends talk about their sex lives…
  • Whenever I see an ex in the street…
  • The only valid reason I’ve come up with so far