• Wishing you a Merry Christmas…
  • Chop Chop…
  • Everyone on Black Friday…
  • Saw you looking at those shoes…
  • Feels good, man…
  • How different people piss
  • So you’re bored?
  • Hey beautiful…
  • When people complain all the time on Facebook…
  • Shows on Discovery Channel
  • Summer workout expectations
  • Apparently the continents can be rearranged to form a chicken