• You jinxed it…
  • Learn to differentiate…
  • If you teach a man to fish…
  • 22 Stabs per Minute?
  • Dear Millionaires…
  • Want me to go get that frisbee?
  • Oh Look!
  • I’ll just wait here…
  • Help, I’m drowning!
  • I think I’d prefer being on a plane in 1952
  • A smoker’s routine
  • Our children will never know the link between the two…