• Well that was easy…
  • So my girlfriend said I should watch Twilight…
  • When my battery dies and I need to use a payphone…
  • After I get paid…
  • What’s the matter?
  • Say it one more time, I dare you…
  • He does have a point…
  • Why couldn’t u just have kids?
  • Excuse me, mister…
  • Apple duck
  • Holiday words of wisdom
  • Yarn bombing