• You jinxed it…
  • Current relationship status…
  • Made in China
  • Duck Face Mona Lisa
  • That would explain everything
  • Facebook, what have you done?
  • Sure Panda…
  • Next time…
  • They always look better…
  • Can I use one of your quotes for my book cover?
  • Listen up, ladies…
  • Bah. I’m outta here.