• I need this watch…
  • I don’t need a job…
  • The Beer-Lambert Law
  • Back in the 90s…
  • Chick magnet
  • Siri, in a year
  • You mad?
  • Come Back Soon, Daddy…
  • My school pictures were never this cool
  • Baby Patton Oswalt?
  • In the year 2032…
  • You think it’s not awkward enough standing side by side…