• How my cell phone battery works…
  • Wanna know what I’m thinking?
  • Scenes that make you cry…
  • Like you’ve never kissed me before…
  • Blackboard fight
  • Best review of Twilight ever written…
  • Three unread messages
  • eHarmony just lost a customer
  • Every time I see it…
  • How often?
  • My dog will do anything to be around people
  • This dog has mastered the art of putting himself to bed