• Everything you know about history is wrong…
  • I don’t know how not to swear…
  • Emo Horse has no concern for volcanic activity
  • Dress those ladies accordingly…
  • No alcohol beyond this point…
  • Awkward physical contacts
  • Dog Grylls
  • Go make me a…
  • Time for your walk, kitty
  • Why people riot
  • It’s OK, I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway
  • Microwaves only need one button