• Important things to remember in life…
  • The problem with capes…
  • How I leave work every Friday…
  • You don’t mess with Mario…
  • It made sense…
  • Bananas? Too mainstream…
  • Awkward email address
  • I don’t want to live in this world anymore
  • One and a half Mustangs
  • Inertia
  • The Goblin Shark bite
  • You just offended the owl