• Don’t trust the chickens…
  • This made me laugh more than it should have…
  • Pat me human, yes like this…
  • Typical Sleeping Routine…
  • Time to stop messing around…
  • He’s got the whole world in his hands…
  • How I leave work every Friday…
  • How I eat fries
  • Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet is a romantic story…
  • Are you sure?
  • They taste different
  • My printer is running low on colored ink