• I think I know how this ends…
  • So today at the gym…
  • I sleep wherever I want…
  • Snooki Logic
  • While I wait at the bank…
  • Four stages of life
  • What I think of when people put a “b” in front of their “hahaha”
  • Dear Facebook, please add this button…
  • The glasses John Lennon wore when he was shot 31 years ago
  • Spare change, sir?
  • Baby shark
  • Serving the Queen