• Annoying Facebook teens…
  • Now is not the time…
  • My Halloween costume came early…
  • I’m clean…
  • No signal
  • It’s good to be the king…
  • It’s hard being humble when you’re Robert Downey Jr.
  • Matthew McConaughey can’t stand up by himself
  • My every thought in a pool as a kid
  • You better watch out…
  • Woman logic 101
  • I’m just in it for the parking