• I’ll never see it any other way…
  • My girlfriend’s face…
  • What really is down there…
  • In the year 2000…
  • How politics work
  • Tell me Lucius…
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Found above a University urinal
  • Me when there’s a new meme on the Internet…
  • What I wish I was doing
  • Sure you can
  • Cap’n Lincoln