• How to get a wife
  • Day 37: They still do not realize I am a seal…
  • How many times do I have to say it?
  • I want to play a game…
  • The world’s greatest detective
  • People who use ‘married’ as relationship status
  • I just realized…
  • How many fingers do you see?
  • The best thing to wake up to
  • Too late to quit
  • Ahh…the 90′s. You were fun.
  • Mario don’t be so harsh on yourself