• This will solve 99% of my life’s problems…
  • My job is…
  • Knuckle Destroyer…
  • If you don’t know how to use them…
  • Every time I play with toys at the store…
  • They’re gone now…
  • French fries…
  • Meanwhile, in Scotland…
  • And that was the happiest day ever…
  • That’s cold, Globe and Mail. That’s cold.
  • Revolutionary bra
  • Touché Dad…