• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Trying to be romantinc…
  • They haven’t noticed yet…
  • How conversations work when I’m at a bar…
  • Make Internet Explorer your default browser…
  • We all know people like this…
  • That way, not that way…
  • Well, that explains it
  • Well then…
  • If you play a Nickelback album backwards…
  • Woohoo!
  • Yes, neighbor?