• When I get home from work…
  • Will you eat them?
  • Little girl steals a cookie…
  • Tweet your name with no vowels…
  • When I read about finals, as a college graduate…
  • Your kisses do not please the baby
  • Knock it off, Jesus!
  • Military training
  • When I drink Jagermeister…
  • Branding
  • Ocean pool
  • But… wha… how…?