• What’s your song?
  • Then I remember…
  • Why is people so weird…
  • When do I grow one?
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • Brutal honesty
  • Sure, why not…
  • The Most Interesting Pooh in the World
  • Shut up already…
  • Branding
  • Every time I smell old milk…
  • Isn’t this book supposed to be scary?