• How I pictured this scene written in The Lord of the Rings…
  • Betrayed cow
  • Blink if you want me…
  • Some situations are hard to explain…
  • Zonkey
  • I will destroy you
  • I’m single by choice
  • Bender
  • When I was 5 years old…
  • When people ask if I watched Dexter…
  • Screw floodwater!
  • What constitutes graffiti in my neighborhood…