• Why the Moon can’t be a Jedi Knight…
  • I’m so gorgeous…
  • Family reunion…
  • You really suck at parking…
  • Medical advice after release from emergency room…
  • Cars Stahp…
  • When I think about working out…
  • It’s impossible to satisfy everyone…
  • No heart, no brain, no courage.
  • Every time I open a pack of gum in class…
  • But that’s not even a dog…
  • Pick Up Lines